Captain Jack Slips on a Condom

Condoms in adult sex movies is something that is always being considered as a law. Honestly I am not sure how I feel about it. I thought it was a law before this to tell you the truth.  I guess I should have known that it wasn't a law from the porn I watch.  I remember when I was escort - in the sex industry I remember this being talked about a lot.  It is something I think that is always kind of split in the porn industry - some don't want condoms and some do.  It was the same as an escort - some clients hated using condoms and some were fine using them. 

I like the idea of safe sex. But I also think the people having sex really should be the ones deciding on a personal level so does that move to the adult film industry too? Again...honestly not sure.  I think I lean more heavily towards safe sex.  I guess I kind of wonder if they worry about getting and STD.  I know I did as an escort and I played safe. But I still was nervous about it.

Anyway the reason I am writing about this is....I read a comment that made me laugh.... 

"Let's assume that we're filming an adult movie and it was taking place in the swashbuckler times. All of a sudden, Captain Jack slips on a condom. Obviously, that would basically destroy the movie, because it would be fake. Obviously, people would know that couldn't have happened then," Cambria said.

REALLY?  I mean REALLY?  Do we watch porn for reality? No, we watch because it is a fantasy and to feeds our fantasies. Is a pirate Captain Jack in porn trying to be like reality...really?  Sometimes I am amazed by the things people say. I totally get he is the attorney for the adult films so needing to come up with something to say in defense of not wearing them.  But not sure this comment helps his case. 

 The Colbert Report did a bit on it too.  It was funny. 

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The statement that I have quoted above happens about the 3:30 mark, but the whole porn name thing is funny too. 

Nathon Fillon

very amusing Nathan Fillon...

Happy Cervix

Okay so yesterday I had a gynecological appointment and was seeing what I thought was suppose to be a female doctor. My normal doctor has left this office and went back to the old office (which I switched from when she did that). And that office is so much more busy so I knew if I wanted to get this done now - I might as well stay at my current office. So I said fine I'll just start seeing a new doctor. I made appointment they told me who I was seeing and I was like good - a female doctor. Well...it ended up being with her physician assistant - who is a male. I am so thankful they took my blood pressure before he walked in. Now he was nice...very nice but it did freak me. I have past medical issues with male doctors. And I also have white coat syndrome on top of that so internally I was freaking. I think he sensed my apprehension.

I came home from the appointment feeling just very upset - invaded and exposed. Now today I am fine. I feel fine about it. He was a nice guy. He was really trying SO HARD to make me feel comfortable with him. Really hard. And I can go to the point of saying he was trying too hard. And laugh about it. Really it was amusing.

The nurse and him were waiting outside my door - they knocked before I was completely undressed. So they were waiting. And I could hear them but I don't think they knew that I could hear what they were saying. And she says kind of softly to him "wait until you go in here this lady smells so good." And so they walked in and she took a whiff and says, "You smell so good" and turns him like see I told you. And he said it does. He then starts asking me normal questions and age was one of them. I say 41 and he says really? He has a look of disbelief on his face. HE then says he can't believe I am 41. The nurse agrees. And explained she had asked me how old I was 3 times because she just couldn't believe it and kept having 31 in her head so kept writing 31 on the chart. And he agreed that he thought I was in my early 30's too. So he started off good.

He eventually gets to the task at hand and says I have a little discharge. I said I normally have discharge right before my period and I am going to start any day. And then he....instead of just saying okay he goes into that all women have discharge and are "moist" it is just part of being a woman. But he mentions the word "moist" about 4 times. Now just reading that back - it might sound like he is a pervert...that is maybe getting off down there. But really truly when you hear this guy talk he is totally sincere and you can tell he loves his job and helping people. He just is that type that really wants to help heal people. Really he was just trying to make me relax and not feel self-conscious which really worked because I almost got the giggles. I couldn't see my nurses face but I so think she had to be near giggles too.

We had to do multiple tries to get the speculum in the right angle. Which really for me was the part that made me feel very invaded and exposed. But once he did he said, "Oh yes there is your cervix. It looks very good. It looks like a happy cervix." I kid you not he said I have a happy cervix. He said it several times.

After I got dressed, he came back and really spent a lot of time talking with me. And if I stay there I am sure he will be the one I see more then the regular doctor. So now I have to decide if he made me feel comfortable enough that I can get past the male medical issues I have or switch back to the old office and know it will be a month waiting to get in and see my old doctor. Where this clinic I can call and they can often get me in the next day or at least in the same week.

Although I came home and wanted a good cry, today thoughts of the appointment made me laugh. I mean how could I not...I have a happy cervix.

Vulcan Salute

Master just might kick me to the curb...I can't do the do the Vulcan salute. *hangs head in shame*

He said I need to practice as he can't believe he has had me as his for 6 years never knowing I couldn't do it. He said that could be a deal breaker.

(this is all said tongue-in-cheek just in case it didn't come across)

Happy Easter!

It is that time of year to pimp a our BDSM Egg-stravaganza. A few years ago Master and I spent an evening making Easter eggs but with a BDSM theme. It was a lot of fun and I would love to do it again sometime.

Super Bowl interrupted by Porn

"A Tucson television station says its broadcast of the Super Bowl was interrupted for some customers by about 10 seconds of pornographic material.

KVOA-TV in Tucson posted a statement on its Web site late Sunday saying the only viewers who were able to see the material were those who receive the channel through Comcast cable.

KVOA says it will investigate the incident and that the game was sent out from the station without interruptions or pornographic material.

Comcast spokeswoman Tracy Baumgartner confirmed that the company's standard feed was interrupted during the Super Bowl, although she said its high definition feed was not." from Chicago Tribune

Well no surprise that it was pulled from YouTube as it was fairly big cock front and center!

So a new link for it here

Moment to Cherish....

I get various random emails from people who don't know me but have read my blogspot, our website or something on a forum. Recently I got an email that I felt after reading it was one of those emails that was suppose to "turn me on" and "touch me" so that I would reply telling this person, "oh you are the greatest I wish I was your slave instead." I get those emails more often then not. Okay so Master and I got a good laugh from the things written that were suppose to turn me on -- but instead made me laugh.

So, this morning Master lifted his shirt up....and I reach out and touched his belly. He said, "yep rub the buddha belly." I said, "Rubbing buddha's belly can bring a person luck so I guess I will be lucky today if I am rubbing buddhas belly." He said, "Well I am not buddha and the most you will get from rubbing my belly is lint!"

I laughed so hard. He said he loves it when I laugh. I know mushy...and more mush ahead. But I went on to tell him that emails such as that guy wrote mean nothing to me. But moments like he and I just shared...I love....being silly, laughing and feeling that love and bond we have.....are the moments I do cherish.

Tomorrow marks 3 years and I hope that Master will want me for another 3 years...and another...and another....well you get the picture. I love Him very much and am grateful to be His slave sharing our journey together.

Quotes from Bloggers

Here is a good quote from The Book of Paige......

"I'm becoming so intrigued by the concept of starting over. Life was so much easier when I was a little kid. If I made a mistake on my etch-a-sketch, all I had to do was shake it and I had an entirely clean slate. If there were little gray-line ghosties lurking, I'd just shake it some more and it became completely clear. Life's not like etch-a-sketch, unfortunately. There are all these snags and entanglements, and nuances of right and wrong and happy and sad. When I was a kid, there weren't shades of happy or sad - I either got my money for the ice cream man and was therefore happy, or I didn't get the money, and had no ice cream, and was therefore sad. It was completely black and white."

That would be nice...if we could start over. The rest of her post that goes with that quote is very good..she basically goes on to say that even if we start over somewhere else the old patterns crop up and soon we find ourselves in the same place we were when we wanted to start over....and I feel that would be true. Her post that goes with that quote is from the entry on Wednesday, March 27th.

I am reading various bloggers.....and next I came upon this one that made me smile....because it was cute...

From July4Good...

"Sometimes, when it is rainy outside, i like to walk to the library to get soaked. Medicine for the pretentious people woes is to go and check out a book i will never read, keep it over due, and then i know i will get mail. After recieving the notice, payin the 25 cent fine does the soul good, donating to a worthy cause, and recieving a letter in return. Some parts of life are just too good."

Okay another from The Book of Paige from March 18th post.....LOL

"Ok, I think I have actually entered the ninth circle of hell. I accidentally caught a part of Martha Stewart Living and she was making her own homemade marshmallow peeps. Newsflash, Martha: They're 33 cents a package!!! (Probably less at K-mart).... Is it just me, or does that sound like the kind of thing they'd have you do in occupational therapy in a mental hospital?"

Thank you...that one made me laugh :) I can't believe anyone would want to MAKE peeps lol

peace,
danae

Joe Blow

I was just looking through my archives cleaning them out....as I was doing that I got this message....

That made me decide to share some others that are just as bad....

Enjoy! LOL

JoeBlowWannaBeDom: Hello slut
me: hello
Joe: get on your fucking knees whore!
me: As it says in my profile and my website I am devoted to one
me: And btw that line is soooo old!

no other response...surprise surprise.....
Joe2: My nane is -fill in the blank - from NC/22/M and i love bound females
me: hello Joe i am danae from Ohio 34 female and very happy to be devoted to one
Joe2: so u have a master
me: yes as my profile and website say I am devoted to one
Joe2: this mean u can't chat
me: no I can chat just no cyber
Joe2: well thats cool but looking for slave with out master....
me: well good luck in your search.

Okay so this one gets to be here becsause....he finds out that I am devoted to one and then acts like he just wants to chat but when I say chat is okay then he switches and says he is just looking for someone. I really do get amused because usually as soon as I say I am devoted to one it is like okay bye. Like when you are taken your brain falls out so you can't hold a conversation lol

Joe3: hello slut
me: hello Sir
Joe3: hwo are you tonight whore?
me: fine and you?
Joe3: I'm horny at the moment
Joe3: what are you going to do about it bitch?
me: nothing as i am devoted to one


Joe4: are you busy?
me: yes i am busy
Joe4: tell me when they are done verbally abusing you, no beg me to waste my time on you
me: I am devoted to ONE and won't be begging you for anything
me: Have a good morning!

Okay not going to cut and paste this convo but explain it because it happens at least once a week. The JoeBlowWannaBeDoms that of course say they are better then Sir Nick (not knowing anything about him or me really) and that they can get in my head better and they can fuck me better or they can Domiant me better. And that I should keep their name and have a "real" Master. *rolls eyes* It gets so old. I mean if you have to say that don't they get that means that they are not really all that good. I mean that has been my experience the ones that boost the most are the ones that really don't know what they are doing.


here is a line from one of them and it is exactly as he typed it....

anotherJoe: i gaurantee non ebetter than i.lol

*rolls eyes* we all have typos but if you are going to say that at least type it right.

Joe5: pictures?
me: (gave him a link to them)
Joe5: lets see those fat tits
Joe5: and u suckin some cock
me: Those are all the pictures you will see....I am devoted to one so you do not need to see any others only he does.
Joe5: fuck him, u need a new master
me: LOL he will love this convo thank you for amusing him
Joe5: he won't know, the stupid asshole
Joe5: look, i got a nice big black cock for u to enjoy
(he tried to send me a picture but i denied download of it)


Joe6: do you like humiliation?
me: Well, I love it when the one I am devoted to does :)
Joe6: I don't give a shit about him. I just want to make you behave like the dog you are
me: Good bye

So those are some of the good one lol

I am going to go to bed finally....4:41am

peace,
danae